These damn things are a nightmare. I was Fucking bed bug attacked by hundreds of {biting{ bastards last night. I'm covered in stains and itching like hell.

My house is overrun with these monsters. I've tried everything to eradicate them - insecticide, bombs, even a vacuum cleaner! But nothing works! These evil beasties are driving me crazy.

I'm at my wit's end. I need help to get rid of these awful creatures once and for all.

These Goddamn Bed Bugs

Dude, bed bugs. These freakin' little bastards will turn your sanity upside down. You get bitten, you itch like hell, and then you start freaking out because you don't know how the shit they got there in the first place. It's a complete disaster.

You start checking your clothes like a psycho, and you're constantly sweating about getting bitten again. You wash everything, scrub the place to death, but those creepy crawlies just keep coming back. It's like they're all over your {damn{ house, and you just can't seem to get rid of them.

• I swear

Bed bugs are the number one enemy. They make your sleep a living hell.

F*ck These Little Freeloaders!

These freakin' things are killing me! I swear they multiply by the hour. They crawl all over, biting and annoying me non-stop. I've tried everything to get rid of them - bombs, traps, even that weird ancient trick. But nothing seems to work! I'm starting to think these little beasts are out to get me.

• I'm seriously considering a life off the grid.
• Think of all those cacti!
• At this point, I'm just waiting for the inevitable invasion.

Curse You, Bed Bug!!

These infernal pests are the worst! I can't even looking at my mattress. It feels like a war zone. How am I going to be eaten alive? I've already {tried everything: treatments, boiling my clothes, and even camping out in the backyard. Nothing seems to help.

It feels like I'm losing this war against these tiny vampires. I just want to be free of these bloodsuckers!

These Fucking Bed Bugs!

Ugh, hell, bed bugs! Them are the worst. Completely plague your bed. You can't get a decent night's rest because you're scratching all night long. Those tiny bastards are in every crevice and they just won't die. I've tried everything, but nothing seems to work! I'm at my wit's end.

I hate these little monsters with a passion. I'd rather be eaten by a bear than have to put up with these biting things again!

These Little Shits Are Driving Me Bananas

I'm at my wit's end with these little punks. They're constantly bugging up the wall. I swear, sometimes I just want to yell. They're so inconsiderate. It's like they don't care.

• One minute they're ruining my day and the next they're playing dumb.
• Seriously, it's enough to drink a whole bottle of wine.

Perhaps I can find a way to deal with them before I completely lose it. I just need a break!